Observations I’ve made while playing the Sims 3 Supernatural

  • If I see another fairy WALKING down the street I’m going to kill someone. You’re a fairy, FLY. Only in America are people too fat to fly.
  • I seriously just watched a zombie pull up outside of my neighbors house in a taxi then proceed to tear up his plants. I didn’t say a word, didn’t feel like it was my place.
  • I’ve lived in Moonlight Falls since Wednesday… I haven’t seen the damn moon yet.
  • I trapped a ghost in a 1×1 square in my backyard. How, I’ll never know. JUST WALK THROUGH THE DAMN WALL IDIOT!
  • Werewolf boyfriend just growled at me. I beat him with a rolled up newspaper.
  • We lived happily ever after.