- If I see another fairy WALKING down the street I’m going to kill someone. You’re a fairy, FLY. Only in America are people too fat to fly.
- I seriously just watched a zombie pull up outside of my neighbors house in a taxi then proceed to tear up his plants. I didn’t say a word, didn’t feel like it was my place.
- I’ve lived in Moonlight Falls since Wednesday… I haven’t seen the damn moon yet.
- I trapped a ghost in a 1×1 square in my backyard. How, I’ll never know. JUST WALK THROUGH THE DAMN WALL IDIOT!
- Werewolf boyfriend just growled at me. I beat him with a rolled up newspaper.
- We lived happily ever after.